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Another master's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Well it is that time of year to once again write to you. I really have tried so much harder this year to be good. The problem is though... In the lifestyle I choose “Good” is a very subjective term. But, I haven't stapled antlers to the dog, or set land mines at the bottom of the chimney so that's a start. Right?

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I have more ideas

From going threw all the pics on here have gotton me all hot. I just want to say somethings i found that i hope i can find a mater that can do witch is the needle work and the enemas and everything making me suffer i am just a cum dump human toilet enema whore cock whore and evrything a master wants.

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666 Jokes

666 Jokes.
Blame Lillian and shrew2tame .

666 Biblical Number of the B.east

660 Approximate Number of the B.east

DCLXVI Roman numeral of the B.east

665 Number of the B.east's Older Brother

667 Number of the B.east's Younger Sister

664 or 668 Number of the B.east's Next-Door Neighbours

999 Number of the Australian B.east

333 Number of the Semi-B.east (also "Halfway to Hell")

66 Number of the Downsized B.east

6, uh..., I forget Number of the Blond B.east

666.0000 Number of the High Precision B.east

665.9997856 Number of the B.east on a Pentium

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Looking for new female slave. Want to control your mind and body! Text me on kik @ greyit or skype doriandegrey

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The 10 Commandments

I'm guilty of the #9

The Ten Commandments of BDSM social sites;

1. Thou shalt not use dicks as thy profile picture

2. Thou shalt not proposition sex or sexual acts, including fantasy fulfillment, upon initial contact.

3. Thou shalt not send gratuitous sexual tripe without seeing if the recipient is into said erotic fantasy.

4. Thou shalt not covet a taken/otherwise spoken for sub/slave.

5. Thou shalt not proposition a submissive to Dominate you.

6. Thou shalt not request nude shots of random strangers.

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Here are some more of the enemas i went threw.

First take two cool, plain water enemas.

Mix 2 to 4 tablespoons of Palmolive Green Original Dish Soap in 2 quarts of 105 degree water. Administer steadily.

Has a rapid and violent action.

Two ounces of lemon juice per quart of 105 degree water. If this is your first time with lemon juice, use less. Cramping. May induce violent expulsion.

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Here are all the enema recipes that i went threw hopefully you all have the intrest in them.

Coffee enemas are supposed to have a beneficial effect of sorts for "toning" and alleviating cold symptoms and should be retained for twenty minutes.

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Part 2. You May Be A Dominant If...

Part 2
You May Be A Dominant If...

-If you can make up your mind, you may be a dominant.

-If your pulse rate quickens as you pass the hardware store, you may be a dominant.

-If you have stock in Ben Gay, you may be a dominant.

-If you start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory, you may be a dominant.

-If Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse, you may be a dominant.

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You May Be A Submissive If...

You May Be A Submissive If...
I Know, I re hash of a old joke.

-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.

-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.

-If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.

-If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive.

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