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First Rule

My first Master who was 63 when I was 19 taught me that a worthless cunt's first duty upon waking in the morning is to suck cock before leaving bed. Every morning, my lips would wrap around his cock and I would suck until his cock exploded down my throat. If I ever forgot or didn't do it immediately upon waking, he would order me to crawl to the toilet and put my head over it so he could take his morning piss on my face instead.

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Second Cooking Lesson

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake

4 Table flour
4 Table sugar
2 Table cocoa
1 egg
3 Table milk
3 Table oil
3 Table chocolate chips (optional)
3Tbl of fudge chips
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.

Add the chocolate chips and/or fudge chips.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little and tip out onto a plate if desired.

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Cooking lesson.

I am bored, very board, so I went cooking.
This is what I made.

Materials Needed.
Big space of outdoors.
Large saucepan to be put on the stove
Wooden Spoon
½ cup Sugar
Measuring Cup
1 1/2 cups Potassium Nitrate/saltpetre


Mix the dry ingredients into the saucepan.

Apply gentle to mild heat, stirring as you do, it will melt and look like peanut butter. This is good.

DO NOT burn it. That may be bad, no wait will be bad.

It will want to form clumps, do not let it, which also will be bad.

Bad is not good.

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Pyromaniac fun.

Pyromaniac fun.

1 x 5 gallon bucket.
3 x gallons of water. (cold)
½ gallon of washing up liquid.
1 x propane burner and hose.
1 x propane bottle or helium if you have it.
1 x strike anywhere match.
1 x out doors.

Mix water and washing up liquid in bucket.
Add burner to bottom of bucket.
Switch on gas, adjust to allow bubbles to form and grow.
You can shape the bubbles as they grow from the bucket.
Get bored, strike match and apply to bubbles

Bubbles go away.
With a good effect.

Do not do this if you have any common sense.

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Seeking female slave

we are seeking 24/7 live in slave in the Keremeos B.C area

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If you could go back to the past what time would you go yo and why ?

Was talking to a dome that i know and she said she like the was they did thing in the 50's so it got me thinking if you could go back to a past era what would it be and why? I know for me it would be back in the victorian era. To meet the marquis de sade would be fun plus as a goth Creole what would be more fun.I would love to be in the New orleans area before the Us.

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Night with Master

I got here and waited for six hours in nervous anticipation, pacing and keeping myself horny. Master did not allow me to cum in the week before I arrived. I went shopping and got beer condoms and other fun things. My buttplug was tight in my ass, as commanded. Finally Master arrived, banging on the door. I let him in immediately was told to be on my knees on the rough hotel carpet. He tossed down his bag of rope and other toys and told me to hang his jacket. He had me kiss his boots and remove them. He made me crawl to the bedroom and get on the bed. I had to put my face down and my ass up.

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dominick's picture

haw many subs how many Doms

seems that mainly doms here is that because the site is too confronting for would be subs or is that the natural ratio?
The old quote comes to mind " man want one thing from all women, women want everything from one man"

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Pet Peeve #1

I guess I should find it flattering that a Dom gets so excited by my profile pics and neglects to actually read my profile... however, I find when I receive an message asking, "looking for a dom?" to be rude, disrespectful and shows the sender'slack of social etiquette...mainly because ***OWNED*** is the first word in my bio...lmao Please correct me if my personal feelings are way off base.

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