Oh good, I got your attention.

Let's talk about how to have the best orgasm ever. It starts with finding the perfect slave for you. But how do you do that?

Let's start with how to be a REAL DOM. Did you know that real dom's don't beg? When you write to every slave on the site in status messages for the whole world to see....YOU'RE BEGGING. It's annoying. Real status messages get scrolled off of the home page at a faster rate than normal. You expose that you have no clue what you're doing. And quite frankly it's pathetic.

By the way, doing the same thing in private messages is also pathetic and will get you no closer to that mindblowing orgasm. You may as well date your wrist.

Ok, so how does One find the perfect slave? Get to know one. Post some advise in the forums, or if you're new to the Lifestyle, ask a question. We are a friendly lot here...we actually want to help you...as long as you don't act like a chowderhead.

Hang out in the chat rooms. Yes I know they are empty alot of the time, but that's because too few people have the balls to hang out and make the rooms useful. First rule of the chat rooms, treat EVERYONE with respect. Want to get nasty with someone you meet? Fine, invite them into a private, password protected chat room, then what happens is between consenting adults. That doesn't mean you can't scene in a public room, just don't call someone a fake when you first meet them and they don't drop to their knees for you.

And ladies (or sluts if you prefer), just because it's called Video Chat, video is just an option. Webcam or webcamming is completely at your discretion. Come on in, meet the Dom's. Intellegent conversation is as welcome as getting nasty.

Finally, if someone is disrespectful, or doesn't follow the rules of common decency, please let one of the Moderator Staff know. We want to keep this site inviting to A/all.

Now go find someone and have a mindblowing orgasm....What are you still reading for go already...THAT'S AN ORDER.