So, I've spent the whole week moving in with my kinky friend. We're fuck buddies, we're close friends, we're not on the marriage or "collar me" track.

Earlier in the week, letting loose after a few beers and having a friend over, he mentioned he wanted to piss on me. He knew I don't mine being pissed on and he just had a full bladder. I wouldn't just be a bad hostess and get pissed on then need to leave clean up.

Master used his pig as his urinal.

Its been done before many times so I'm happy to let it be done again!

Ugly, hairy pig with a sows cunt seeks the honour of licking and cleaning Master's dirty asshole and eating his shit. Piss is too good for me I'm told, this ugly cunt knows her place, which is my tounge wedged firmly up your ass. I've had a bag put over my head before because I'm so ugly and I've been shit on before many times for being so disgusting. I was once human but now I'm nothing but a sub-human toilet and all I crave is to lick a mans ass and eat his shit. Will you let this ugly cunt beg to eat your shit?

One of my many functions is as a toilet slave. My Master helps me become degraded by ordering me to clean toilets with my mouth. Though I balk at tasting the piss spots, his order stands firm. I must first kneel to the toilet, offering my naked self to serve as a cleaning tool.