Audry Hepburn I am not. I trip. I trip on me. I even choke on my own spit when I swallow sometimes. Charming, no? Yeah, I didn't think so either. I flail, I lose my balance, I bonk my head. I even clip my shoulder from not looking where I'm walking and attempt to dodge streetlight poles at the last moment when some kind citizen says "Look out!". This has a point, and I'll get there eventually.