ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!
This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough) You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport office...

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport,
and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable T.V. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.