Hi everyone,

We recently discovered an alternative way for my Mrs to give me hell. While riding our bikes in the field, she suddenly saw a brush of blackberry`s. 

I was ordered to get some branches of the shrub, and make it so that Mrs could hold it. Then i had to take my shirt of, and Mrs. went full on on my body.

After 15 minutes my complete upper-body was dripping blood from al the scratches left by the thorns. taking the branches home, i was ordered to ride with my top side open, for all to see what has happened to this whore.