Not a good day to be you.
Submitted by ImMasterYouSlave on Sat, 08/06/2011 - 09:48I come home from work and you greet me at the door with you on your knees head bowed eyes on the floor cold beer raised above your head for my waiting hand. I take the beer from you and start to take a drink, but I cant becuase you forgot to pop the top. I grab you by the back of your head and force the beer can in your mouth I pop the top useing your front teeth. I push you to the ground and say strike one. I grab the remote and plop on the couch to whatch some TV. I pop my feet on the coffee table and wait for you to remove my shoes. I wait for a comercial break then I call for you.


