- People who
point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my
watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is? - People who are willing to get off
their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. - When
people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? - When people
say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why
the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? - When people say while watching a
film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to
the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. - People who ask "Can I
ask you a question?
Didn't really give me a choice there, did
you sunshine? - When something is 'new and improved!'
Which
is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. - When
people say "life is short".
What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? - When
you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet? If
the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head? - People who
say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what
did they used to be? Ear’s? Wellington boots? - When you're
eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really
revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. - People who announce
they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really
didn't need. - McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand
you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.
It
has to be a McChicken burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks.Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
Billy Connelly - 13 Things I Hate About People
Wed, 06/23/2010 - 21:19
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Billy Connelly - 13 Things I Hate About People
Fri, 06/25/2010 - 03:40
#2
Re: Billy Connelly - 13 Things I Hate About People
Its always funny how little incongruencies and contradictions in peoples speach and mannerisms can be so annyoing at times and at other times go completely unnoticed.
Dambed funny though, thanks PeJay
Thu, 06/24/2010 - 14:13
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Re: Billy Connelly - 13 Things I Hate About People
omg....Sir PeJay...the tennis match must have your really wired tight...wink wink
mmm..."hate" is such a draconian emotion/feeling...
respectfully,
smackdat