i do love a good play on words, especially of the humorous type. Critiquing the movie "The Muppets"...i know, i know, please do not ask.
My imagination went straight into Sesame Street mode. i started giving the characters BDSM names, such as:
Q. What is green and carries a bull whip?
A. Kermit the Flog!
What can i say...feel free to add your own. Laughing is great medicine!