One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open

Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gon clubbing

Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.