For your information Yukio, openoffice is the linux version of Microsoft's Office!

Kudos LV! 

It has been a while since I have thought of this Masterless one.  I know I personally had to work with my own girl when I first acquired her, to reinforce her self confidence and self worth.  I enjoy my slave being proud of herself and her actions.  I understand that not everyone does - and to each his own. 

I'm personally voting for pussyfoot as a new name; it has a nice flow off the tongue.  (At least until a Dom officially decides) 

footflag (I'll use that until you pick your new name), have you thought of seeking a Dom to help you with your journey in finding your true self?  I think you need to have structure and a firm hand rather than seeking degrading tasks from the forum.  I wish you luck.   

Dominus      

hee i like bitchfoot

well in my defense I am always smiling and laughing. "points to icon" see I'm always in a good mood.

Let's get this under the "proper" perspective,footflag: you are debasing yourself to the point you are oozing drool all over the place...

 

There, it's even seeping from my own screen ! STOP IT !!!

Secondly, Doms will not waste their time with someone who has such low esteem of himself to define himself as "shithead": you are 1) dirtying the very idea of "head", and wasting that empty little appendage of yours with scat materiel someone else could have better use for.

So  my first thoughts are:go take a cold shower, scrub yourself from head to toe - including behind the ears and under your arms - and come back when you are clean... but do not touch yourself and masturbate, that has not been allowed.

My second thought is, you are using such a bad name for yourself, and debasing the Flag. So I suggest you think while you are in the showe, and find a name which is more suitable for a being in a position such as yours.

You should, for example, consider the musicality of your name, it should be pleasant for your Master/Dominant to pronounce: so "footflag" is like a hiccup, whereas "flagfoot!" is much smoother to call out . "flagfoot", however, still has that sacred word in your name, so we must do away with it. Whereas you are entitled to suggest  a name for yourself, you are not in any position to enforce it onto your own Master/Dom. So let us (and this is a Pluralia Maiestatis, Yukio) consider  a more suitable name, "xyzt-foot", where xyzt, for anyone who has studies Calculus in University, are the four variables in Elementary Physics.

We might consider "headfoot", meaning that you are a virtual slave from head to toe; or handfoot . But the first part of the name should reannly not be in close liaison with the second part, so we shall look elsewhere.

Archfoot, because a "good" slave should always present itself on tiptoes; pussyfoot, because you are a male who wants to be dominated, hence a pussy; wussyfoot, in due respect to all Aussies who are of Scottish stock, who are Men, not wussies.

I would like other Doms to share their thoughts.

LV 

 

oh my sweet jesus, lets not confuse the silly gurl i'll just call E/eveyone? by thier names lol i know i shoulda added more slashy things there i think (on the thier and names right)? And gosh Purple id never poke fun(lol), even  i just need 3/three (hee hee) Aleeve and perhaps that spanking hee hee mmm i need Mr.Pain

I'm not certain, but I think she was poking fun at the use of the Upper/lower case typing.

Regardless, I know she needs a spanking at the very least.

colour me stupid but even i dont know understand why we use that slashy type? Seems a little silly but... i should be quiet

 

When you address a submissive you might say;

"I want you to show me how to use those handcuffs."

     (lower case "you".)

When you address a Dominant you might say;

"I would like You show me how to use those handcuffs, Sir."

     (Upperer case "You" & Sir, plus added respect shown.)
 

When you address a Dominant and submissive you might say;

 "I would like Y/you  T/two to show me how to use those handcuffs, please."

(Upper/lower case "Y/you" & T/two, plus added respect to T/them B/both.)

 

Got it, quiethispanicgurl? 

colour me stupid but even i dont know understand why we use that slashy type? Seems a little silly but... i should be quiet

*wrinkles nose* S/slashy T/type I/is A/annoying :P 

Thank you to everyone.

you might want to watch how you capitalize words that refer to Doms. As you where apologizing to both Doms and subs, you might want to split the first letter or apologize to each group separately. For example

1/. Thank Y/you for Y/your help E/everyone, or

2/. Thank You Sir/Ma’am for Your help, and thank you for your help everyone else.

It is a good thing that there wasen't a Dominant couple in there or it could have been...

 

1|. Thank YY/you for YY/your help EE/everyone, or

2|. Thank YYou Sir & Ma'am, for YYour help and thank Y/you for Y/your help E/everyone else dominant and submissive.

hee hee this all amused me thank you. Yukio and Purple even you Gentlemen are so smart its fairly impressive.

 

Thanks quiet, it is fairly easy for both of Us.

(Purple and I) 

hee hee this all amused me thank you. Yukio and Purple even you Gentlemen are so smart its fairly impressive.

Fairly impressive? Sounds like someone wants to be bent over her chair and get a spanking!

Sorry for the hijack. Back to the thread.

hee hee this all amused me thank you. Yukio and Purple even you Gentlemen are so smart its fairly impressive.

 Thank you to everyone.

you might want to watch how you capitalize words that refer to Doms. As you where apologizing to both Doms and subs, you might want to split the first letter or apologize to each group separately. For example

1/. Thank Y/you for Y/your help E/everyone, or  

2/. Thank You Sir/Ma’am for Your help, and thank you for your help everyone else.

 

in some small part in footflags defence SIRS, apart from the differences in english, english for dummies (american), and other language variations of english, unless the auto-correct function is manually turned off, *most* word processors automatically start a new sentance, and certain words, with a Capital letter, eg. I even if you actually type with a small i, especially if a semi-colon is used thus I'll, also visa-versa, typing YOUR, may well be corrected to Your, therefore one would would need to re-edit the cut n paste in the forum message panel, adding/ removing Capital letters as required (this post written /spell-checked in openoffice)

 

"English for dummies"... that's great. Well, dummy, let me point out that the contraction "I'll" doesn't have a semi-colon in it. It has an apostrophe in it. And I'm pretty sure that in both British and American English, sentence is spelled with an "E", not an "A". Thanks, though, for that fantastic lesson in grammar  :)

Aw, just enjoy the entertainment!

 

     Smiles and laughs are universally recognized...
 

Here we go again.

Aw, just enjoy the entertainment!

Here we go again.

ozub783

in some small part in footflags defence SIRS, apart from the differences in english, english for dummies (american), and other language variations of english, unless the auto-correct function is manually turned off, *most* word processors automatically start a new sentance, and certain words, with a Capital letter, eg. I even if you actually type with a small i, especially if a semi-colon is used thus I'll, also visa-versa, typing YOUR, may well be corrected to Your, therefore one would would need to re-edit the cut n paste in the forum message panel, adding/ removing Capital letters as required (this post written /spell-checked in openoffice)

Respectfully speaking, most word processors automatically Capitalize the (e) in English and the (a) in American; it would have also caught the fact that (defense) was spelled wrong, along with the word (sentence). I am also puzzled that the duplication of the word (would), “would would” in your post was also unchecked by this word processor. Another thing about "openoffice", it did not spell check your "eg." It should have been e.g. because it is an abbreviation for exempli gratia. Perhaps the preferences are not set to automatic.

I have never heard of "openoffice" but I provided a link to what I think is the site in case anyone wants to view the program.

Speaking strictly as a Dominant, I would have to say that part of the slave experience in typing and or posting in 'slave format' (e.g. lower case for self and upper case for the Dominant) is done to show the respect and in doing so shows the patience, diligence and attention to details of the slave.

Oh by the way you don't have to type whole word in caps; just the first letter (e.g. Thank You very much for berating this slave, Sir.)

I am not not doing this for any reason but to help the slave who asked to be humiliated. I am not infallible and do make typos myself. The point of this post is to cater to the needs of someone in a way that I can view their cooperation and progress via the web this time.

 

Most word-processors can be configured to ignore non-capital letters at the beginning of a sentence. What strikes Me as odd is the fact that anyone wishes to use a word-processor for something that can be done using the simplest of editors.

The best editor to use would be something like notepad (if you're running Windows) or the Linux or Apple equivalent. Me, I use the "Forum / Reply" screen 'cause that does work good enough.

@footflag
Use a small text-editor instead of a full-blown word-processor and never ever again begin a sentence with a capital I or words like Me, My or, Mine.

in some small part in footflags defence SIRS, apart from the differences in english, english for dummies (american), and other language variations of english, unless the auto-correct function is manually turned off, *most* word processors automatically start a new sentance, and certain words, with a Capital letter, eg. I even if you actually type with a small i, especially if a semi-colon is used thus I'll, also visa-versa, typing YOUR, may well be corrected to Your, therefore one would would need to re-edit the cut n paste in the forum message panel, adding/ removing Capital letters as required (this post written /spell-checked in openoffice)

in some small part in footflags defence SIRS, apart from the differences in english, english for dummies (american), and other language variations of english, unless the auto-correct function is manually turned off, *most* word processors automatically start a new sentance, and certain words, with a Capital letter, eg. I even if you actually type with a small i, especially if a semi-colon is used thus I'll, also visa-versa, typing YOUR, may well be corrected to Your, therefore one would would need to re-edit the cut n paste in the forum message panel, adding/ removing Capital letters as required (this post written /spell-checked in openoffice)

Task: Correct the above spelling and repost it again. I wont comment on the grammar.

i am so sorry sir I can't believe that was still wrong. I would just say in my defense the British and American spelling of apologize does seem to be different with you spelling it with a z where as we spell it with an s. I hope i have sorted everything now. However I am sorry to say that again when masturbating and thinking about this topic (whilst looking at bdsm pics) I did cum last night again. I know I should not without permission and this is why I am telling you in case you decide punishment is necessary. Edit; If anyone wants to come up with a new name for me on the forum since i do not deserve my current name that would be good. It can be as insulting as possible i will then reregister with it. Or if Yukio can change it since you are a mod then feel free 

Are you really this fucking stupid?  Why don't we just eliminate any masturbation on your behalf until you can get clue about how to act.  The above post is ridiculous - regardless of the differences in British and American spelling you still using capital I's yet again.  It is generally accepted that a slave at the minimum uses lower case i's.  A dumb fuck like you shouldn't even be allowed to use first person pronouns.   

I'm not sure whether or not you ever intend to be a slave to an Owner or Master, but this shit will most likely not be tolerated.  I know personally I will not tolerate the lack of attention to detail from my slaves.  

So I would say that until you can get a primary school understanding of grammer, and spelling forget even the idea of masturbating.  Perhaps it will provide the correct level of motivation.

Dominus 

 

This is really getting out of hand, I think it has as much brains as the monster of Loch Ness…. That is of course if that exist... Not worth the time to spend on it.... I think it should itself rename to loch_ness_brains_size
but do you think it will undertand that?

Ok, numb nuts,  I will spell it out to you.  Look below and see just how clumsy you are. This is corrected?  Yes Purple Nurple has pointed out that you are still fucking up. 

So lets see if you continue on your road to self humiliation or you attempt to start learning like a slave is supposed to.  I suggest you look into spell-check.

i would like to apologise to the forum i asked for all these humiliation tasks and then did not complete them. This was becasue at the time i was very unsure of myself and i was recovering from depression. However i'd rather not say to much about it.

So i would like to really apologise for that and to beg for forgiveness.  

i have decided that this is really what i want and that it wasn't a reaction to the depression. 

i would now like to ask for us to start with the humiliation tasks again.

So please start giving me tasks again allthough perhaps a bit smaller because i think i bit of a bit more that i could handle last time.

So please provide tasks and referring to me in the most humiliating names possible.

Sorry again. i also probably need to be punished for being absent for so long and for not carrying out the original tasks. Also i have broken my no cuming rule three times. So if anyone has any fitting punishments please say. 

 

Task: Correct the above spelling and repost it again. I wont comment on the grammar.

 

 

 

Its kinda fun following this mess.

LOL!!

 This is getting seriously hilarious!!!

 

 

I'm sorry it takes a while for things to get through my thick head. I have now corrected that again.

Yes, I see. Time to correct this post, too.

Kudos to Master Yukio for his ability to extend patience and guidance to someone who is outwardly unworthy and seemingly questionable in their right to claim that a second chance be bestowed upon them.

Yukio has shown me qualities he can take pride in. One would only hope his generosity and compassion are not disrespected and dishonored.

 

 

I have corrected these 'I' errors sir i was not aware of the rule and that is why I was using capitals to refer to myself. I have also corrected all the spelling errors and gramar errors I could find.

 Hopefully I have pleased you.

Even though I did not make the original instructions, I'll say this... you just made several "I" errors in your previous post an did not check the spelling. you need to learn from past mistakes.

Kudos to Master Yukio for his ability to extend patience and guidance to someone who is outwardly unworthy and seemingly questionable in their right to claim that a second chance be bestowed upon them.

Yukio has shown me qualities he can take pride in. One would only hope his generosity and compassion are not disrespected and dishonored.

Thanks Mister. E. I look at it as though honesty grants the benefit of the doubt. Since he confessed, I gave him a task that might, someday, make him the slave he should be.

 

 

I would like to apologise to the forum I asked for all these humiliation tasks and then did not complete them. This was becasue at the time I was very unsure of myself and I was recovering from depression. However id rather not say to much about it.

So I would like to really apologise for that and to beg for forgiveness.

I have decided that this is really what I want and that it wasnt a reaction to the depression.

I would now like to however ask for us to start with the humiliation tasks again.

So please start giving me tasks again allthough perhaps a bit smaller cause I think I bit of a bit more that I could handle last time.

So please provide tasks and referring to me in the most humiliating names possible.

Sorry again. I also probably need to be punished for being absent for so long and for not carrying out the original tasks. Also I have broken my no cuming rule three times. So if anyone has fitting punishments please sya.

I will attempt to respond to your post in true Yukio fashion. The first point that I want to make is that, since you are not Dominant you should really not use upper case when referring to yourself. In doing this it begs a couple questions. Do you not know the rule? Or, Have you no respect and simply do it out of carelessness? I count 13 capital I’s in your post and only one lower case i.

Task: you need to retype your post and correct these 13 ( I ) errors immediately. Humiliation is not just restricted to physical things such as shaving you head; it includes things such as being pointed out in a crowd that you do not follow even the established rules of the lifestyle that you are allegedly living.

Secondly, I doubt that you have an owner because of the post you have made asking for humiliation tasks… There are several other ‘typos’ on your post. If you desire an Owner someday, you might be more careful and try to impress the Dominants here so you can find this Owner. This sloppiness is not conducive to a slave who seeks to please.

Task: you should look into spell-check and revise this post with the appropriate corrections shown. This is a good way to see if you are really interested in humiliation or are just yanking O/our chain once again. NO corrections will mean that you are not serious and just want attention again.