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I am in trouble, the long and the short is foot and mouth.

I sometimes, put my foot into my mouth. But thats another story.

Talking off stories. What ever happoned to "Hammy The Hmaster" from Tales Of the River Bank. I mean Fame , fortune and then what?

By the way Gurl, great pictures by the way. if theee does like Ye Younder Guide may be getting some  RED Drawf inside you would be good. Or try finding the "Wizzzard" with the Luggage( look out for the feet)

I mean death comes to us all, but he overed Mort a Job.

Why thease odd ramblings.

Tis simple. I post, I admit some off the post seam to be odd, None ever ask me why i post what I post. But To those  you belittle what I post via email, I say;

SCREW YOU.

I post what I post because there  is a reason. The few sad boring cowards who e mail me I haven't sean many,if any post, off any sort to Slave Farm.

But, if you have a coment to my postings Hvae the guts and maners to post in public. I will not be affened, but will give a suitable reply.

If I was out off order I do say sorry.

Do lesbian frogs tatse like chickens?

But no matter what peaple say i will still post, Thank you to  everyone you replied.

Thank you PeeJay for the message and the e mail you sent. I found it  side splitting funny.

 To Ward and his latest post, it was good.

We need all the posting we can get. if  this site withers and dies it will be all our faults. Ok Ok there are problems, uplaoding issues etec. But tell The Webmaster. if he doesn't know he cann't help.

By the way Wemaster, the request I asked for has not came to anything.sSimply because  the illness she is suffering from has taken a turn for the worse.

Oh well. May be I need more coffee and cookies.

By the way, Aardvarks are well hung.

Best to hang for  2 weeks then eat.

Ardvarks cann't be hung, why not?

YOU CANN'T CATCH ME!!!!!!!!

Life

As many off us know The answer is 42. This is not the answer but  a part off the solution.

I will post the  final bit very very soon.

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Yes. Well here we are again. So what is the answer?

The answer is and always will be 42, simple. The hard bit is knowing the question. A few know the question the be:

What do you get if you multiply six by Nine?

A lot off you now are going “that doesn’t make sense” or The Yellow Ardvark has got it wrong.

 Have I?

Or may be we all have got it wrong. May be the answer is, as to quote the great Lu Ltz, is “because”. The question is “Why?”

So what is the post all about? To be honest I am not sure yet. But I think I have to say “thank you” to all my friends on this site for your comments to my post. The fun and smiles you all give me in the chat room. To all, the fact is we all behave in our own way and we don’t judge each other.

We are all different, but some are different in the same way. Why else would be members of the “Farm”? We all get something different from here, that’s the good thing about it.

To those who have replied to my posts in “degrading”, “insulting” and frankly impossible suggestions. Thank you as well. Yes I said thank you to them. We all have the choice to reply in the vain we wish to.  The result off us living in a “Free Society”. But they most bare in mind the consequences off their remarks. People give up posting, stop making sensible comments, the list will go on. But at least the commented. They did something.

The fact is on this site I have seen friends grow and develop into the life off either Master/Mistress and or sub/slave.  Some are lurkers. Who cares? I don’t. Some just want to get off. Again who cares? I don’t. The site is here to bring enjoyment to all and everyone.

As a lot know my post are far ranging, different and some off my comments ore just plain “odd”. But I like to think it has made people smile. But there is often a reason why I post certain things. It is in response to something what has made us think.

I don’t know all the answers, Does any one? But the best I can do is to offer my advice, experience or something what might contain the answer people are looking for. It might be a smile or just some common or garden advice.

What ever.

         ;    All I can do is be all 3 off me. But I suggest some people need to look at a post off mine about the 5 simple rules. It might help.