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Added: 2007-12-18 13:23:47
War
What Will Not Decide,Who Is Right Or Wrong. 

Buts Who Is Left.

 
Added: 2007-12-12 11:58:57
Only In The USA

Top 8 Morons of 2007 USA based (So Far)


1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT?Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line-up. When detectives asked each man in the line-up to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart." "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre; no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition: The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

They still had the trailer attached to the bottom of the boat. 
 
Added: 2007-12-02 04:38:56
If you cann't say anything nice, why say anything at all?

A bit off a rehash off another post. 

 

I sit here in a coffee induced stupor and I wonder at the intelligence off the people who post here. A lot off people post here have the manners to fill out their profiles and actually post images etc etc from their OWN files.

 

Yet when peaple post either pictures, forum or blog post it seams that ceratin peaple will want to use it as a fourum to insult  each other.

 

If you disagree with wjat is being posted,  say so. But then add your views to esplain why you dislike or disagree. No one is saying don't post your views, but we are saying reply in the maner you would like to read the replies.

 

It gets up my nose that I am willing to post an email contact that certain peaple will want to use that to voice their opinion off my topics with out the spine to do it the open. That also goes to leaving me messages here as well.

 

 

 

But they are all to willing to insult others who do with pointless remarks on the pictures they post. Worse still they geton their high horses when it is pointed out that they have not filled a proffile or even posted anthing them selfs.

 

I also see Muppets who post  the same  item multiple times to fill up the forum space and blog space on the main page, just so they have a better chance off being read and deny others the chance  off their post being read and acted on.

SAD GITS.

 

Even worse I have made comments on pictures what are clearly from the web, yet I am told they have owned and trained the person for 3 years, yet the same pictures were seen 5 plus years ago.

 

To them I say:

You can fool some of the people some off the time.

 

To the people who think they are what they are not, be advised that on this site there is people, couples and singles who are what you are trying to be.

  

I also would like to add; something I know has upset a few people.  To that I am sorry, it was never my intention to offended or upset.

 

But to air my views in public. to evey statement there will be 2  opinions on it

 

I post I post simply because I can and want to.

I post silly, I post odd, I also post good replies based on fact and what I KNOW.

 

To the sad people who have no guts to reply in public.

I KNOW WHAT I DO.

 

DO YOU?

 

Don’t bother to answer that as I already know.

 

Liar

 
Added: 2007-12-01 15:45:42
Saggy Ass and back door satbbers

I sit here in a coffee induced stupor and I wonder at the intelligence off the people who post here. A lot off people post here have the manners to fill out their profiles and actually post images etc etc from their OWN files.

 

I also see Muppets who post multiple times to fill up the forum space and blog space on the main page, just so they have a better chance off being read,

SAD GITS.

 

Even worse I have made comments on pictures what are clearly from the web, yet I am told they have owned and trained the person for 3 years, yet the same pictures were seen 5 plus years ago.

To them I say:

You can fool some of the people some off the time.

 

And has to the people who think they are what they are not, be advised that on this site there is people, couples and singles who are what you are trying to be.

  

I also would like to add; something I know has upset a few people.  To that I am sorry, it was never my intention to offended or upset.

 

I post I post simply because I can and want to.

I post silly, I post odd, I also post good replies based on fact and what I KNOW.

 

To the sad people who have no guts to reply in public.

I KNOW WHAT I DO.

 

DO YOU?

 

Don’t bother to answer that as I already know.

 

Liar.

 

 
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